Toilet CPR

Random text conversation with Jenny:

Me: “We may have to buy a new toilet. I think this one has stopped breathing, and CPR is NOT an option.”

Jenny: “Nice visual.”

Me: “Ick.”

Jenny: “Plungers are good at toilet CPR.”

Me: “Hahaha! Mouth to mouth, eh?”

Me: “I made myself throw up a little. Let’s stop talking about this now.”

Jenny: “Okay…”

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