My new favorite dish has been making it’s rounds this week. A turkey, stuffed with an octopus, garnished with crab legs and bacon. Other than the fact my food allergies would kill me with such a dish, I think it sounds amazing. I want to do this so darn bad. Of course, I’m the only person I know who would dig in. Since it would also kill me, I don’t think anyone else would be willing to then try it. Self-fulfilling profecy: Nobody will eat it, because nobody will eat it. Have a great holiday, and my next post will go live at the normal time tomorrow.